I have a frozen shoulder.
It makes me cry sometimes.
I have a cold.
My nose and eyes are weepy.
I have a fever.
I don't sleep well anymore.
That makes me sad because sleep and I once had a torrid love affair.
I have the biggest blind zit under my right nostril.
It hurts BADLY!
I seriously think I'm going to have to register it for a birth certificate.
Somebody, anybody, help me please!