Kick me while I'm down...

It's one of those days where I really cannot string together enough coherent sentences to form a paragraph and so I've decided that this post shall be a series of "one liners".

I have a frozen shoulder.

It makes me cry sometimes.

I have a cold.

My nose and eyes are weepy.

I have a fever.

I don't sleep well anymore.

That makes me sad because sleep and I once had a torrid love affair.

I have the biggest blind zit under my right nostril.

It hurts BADLY!

I seriously think I'm going to have to register it for a birth certificate.

Somebody, anybody, help me please!